FUCKING LOOK AT THOR
JUST LIKE
NO
I DON’T NEED A SHIELD
MY ELBOW WILL REPEL THE BLAST
AND IT FUCKING DOES
LMAO
I SAY THAT IS QUITE WARM
VERILY I SHALL HAVE TO RECONDITION MY HAIR
HEAT MAKES IT ALL FRIZZY
Unless he has heat activated product in it. Like all well prepared super heroes.
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Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.
Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.
“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”
Then your uncle Barney decided to fight back.
And Lily showed up and was like, “I’m in a Joss Whedon thing too.”
She also ran into her old co-anchor Sandy Rivers, who apparently had also taken a step away from televised news.
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